Is there an MP better at the one-liner than Monte Solberg?
"Mr Speaker, the Economist Magazine has noted that our Prime Minister has earned the nickname
Mr. Dithers. Sadly its true Mr. Speaker and now he's taking his dithering global. Yesterday he told us that Syria was in Lebanon to keep the peace. Then in the House he said that Syria should get out of Lebanon. Then he said the Syrians should get out of Syria. It's just so hard to decide.
And what of Kyoto. If you ask him the Prime Minister will tell you that he is very, very concerned about greenhouse gas emissions. He's probably even "mad as hell" about greenhouse gases. I expect he wants to "get to the bottom" of greenhouse gases, and "will leave no stone unturned". I know he thinks that greenhouse gases will lead to "hell or high water". But still he actually can't decide what to do about greenhouse gases. Mr. Speaker I know it's hard being the Prime Minister, what with having to make all those decisions. But if making a decision is too difficult for him, I have a solution. Instead of urging the Syrians to withdraw from Syria, maybe it's time for the PM to withdraw from the PMO."
Nice!
